meron ako 40 plus translations and versions ng bible sa sa digital library ko, karamihan ay English, may Aramaic Bible in English, English-Greek Interlinear Translation.. Pero wala ng tatalo pa dito sa pinaka paborito ko hindi siya translation ng buong bible kundi ng Genesis lamang, the first book of the bible, the foundation of creation myth na kinopya sa mga ancient creation myths, specifically the babylonian creation myth the Enuma Elis
in my opinion this is the most honest accurate translations (with paraphrase and interpretations) of the bible.
Holy Bible: Best God Damned Version: Genesis: For atheists, agnostics and fans of religious stupidity
Chapter 3: A talking snake spoils Yahweh's plan for perpetual human ignorance
A snake, the most subtle (and where else is a snake ever described as being subtle?) of all the wild animals that Yahweh made, appeared and asked Woman, "Did God really say you can't eat from any tree in the garden?"
"Oh, no! We can eat from any tree but the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil." Woman explained. "But if we eat from that tree or even touch it, God will kill us!"
That bastard! thought the snake and he spat, "Bullshit! This fruit will not kill you! God knows that if you eat from that tree you will open your eyes and become like gods and know the difference between good and evil!"
Become like gods! Well, isn't that interesting...
"F(u)ck God, eat all you want, learn all you can, write a goddamn encyclopedia, for Chrissake!"
"Well," Woman thought, "It's a beautiful tree and the fruit looks delicious and who better to trust than a talking snake?"
Abandoning all caution, she picked some forbidden fruit and shared it with Man.
They each took a bite...
Flash!
Man, suddenly felt the cool breeze on his balls and looked frantically at Woman...
She looked frantically at him...
Holy Sh!t We're buck f(u)cking *****!
The realization staggered them and somehow it came packaged with the idea that being ***** was sinful and now they scrambled desperately to find something, anything they could wear for clothing, even though they had no idea what clothing was. They settled on fig leaves that they quickly sewed into loin clothes and don't ask me what they used for a needle and thread or how they knew how to sew, the bible doesn't say.
in my opinion this is the most honest accurate translations (with paraphrase and interpretations) of the bible.
Holy Bible: Best God Damned Version: Genesis: For atheists, agnostics and fans of religious stupidity
Pasadahan natin ng Konti para makita nyo kung gano ka honest at ka the best ang Version ng Bible na to
Chapter 3: A talking snake spoils Yahweh's plan for perpetual human ignorance
A snake, the most subtle (and where else is a snake ever described as being subtle?) of all the wild animals that Yahweh made, appeared and asked Woman, "Did God really say you can't eat from any tree in the garden?""Oh, no! We can eat from any tree but the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil." Woman explained. "But if we eat from that tree or even touch it, God will kill us!"
That bastard! thought the snake and he spat, "Bullshit! This fruit will not kill you! God knows that if you eat from that tree you will open your eyes and become like gods and know the difference between good and evil!"
Become like gods! Well, isn't that interesting...
"F(u)ck God, eat all you want, learn all you can, write a goddamn encyclopedia, for Chrissake!"
"Well," Woman thought, "It's a beautiful tree and the fruit looks delicious and who better to trust than a talking snake?"
Abandoning all caution, she picked some forbidden fruit and shared it with Man.
They each took a bite...
Flash!
Man, suddenly felt the cool breeze on his balls and looked frantically at Woman...
She looked frantically at him...
Holy Sh!t We're buck f(u)cking *****!
The realization staggered them and somehow it came packaged with the idea that being ***** was sinful and now they scrambled desperately to find something, anything they could wear for clothing, even though they had no idea what clothing was. They settled on fig leaves that they quickly sewed into loin clothes and don't ask me what they used for a needle and thread or how they knew how to sew, the bible doesn't say.
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