Closed Erap jokes!

[bones92]

Tawa muna tayo guys. Nakakamiss lang kasi! hahaha


MILF
ERAP to MNLF : Sumuko na kayo!
MNLF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : s#3t! Tuloy ang giyera.
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KLASMEYT
Classmate 1: What is 5 plus 4?
Erap: Eh di 9!
Classmate 2: What is 4 plus 5?
Erap: Gagaguhin mo pa ako eh binaligtad mo lang... eh di 6!
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CARABAO
Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?
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SIGNAL LIGHT
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(habang inoon ang parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (habang inoon ang headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin?
(habang inoon ang signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…



Hope you enjoy guys!

 

[_GRANDMASTER_]

hahahahaha lol.

 

[Master Oogway]

hahaha

 

[Boyinternet]

Pa explain naman nung signal light

 

[olsenn]

hahaha. utak erap

 

[FreeAllYouCan-OFFICIAL]

Pa explain naman nung signal light

blinking po ang signal light.

 

[ITD0minate]

ahah ok yung kast hahaha