Closed Jesus is watching you.

[xdmeruchan]

While a thief is robbing a house in the middle of the night, he hears a voice from above that says, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out he turns around shining his flashlight but sees nothing. So he figures that it must have been his imagination and convinces himself that everything is okay. So he continues to rob the house. Just as he's about to get a flat screen tv off of the wall, he hears the same voice from above that again says, "Jesus is watching you."

This time his adrenaline shoots up as he knows for sure that the voice was not his imagination. In panic, he shines his light back and forth across the room looking for the source of the voice; until finally, his light shines upon a big bird cage hanging from the ceiling with a parrot inside of it.

The thief breathes a sigh of relief and says, "Oh, you're just a harmless parrot. You had me scared for a second, haha."

So the thief continues working on getting the flat screen tv off of the wall. But while he's working, he asks the parrot, "Hey parrot, what is your name?"

The parrot responds, "My name is Moses."

The thief pauses and with a chuckle asks, "What kind of stupid owner would name his parrot Moses?"

The parrot replies, "The same owner that named his rottweiler Jesus."

 

[HELLVEN]

Good luck sa kagat ng aso haha