(Verse 1)
Do you wanna be a snowman? But it's Halloween tonight
Come on, let's go and scare some people just for fun, all right?
We can dress up in costumes, not matching at all
We'll confuse everybody, stumbling as we crawl
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? In the spooky Halloween town
It might be weird and embarrassing, but we will never frown
We'll dance with skeletons and sing songs oh so wrong
Do you wanna be a snowman? Let's make them scream along!
(Verse 2)
Let's go trick-or-treating, but with onions instead of candy
Watch their faces turn to horror, it will be oh-so-dandy
We'll jumble up our grammar, like we're in kindergarten class
Confusing all the neighbors, they'll wonder what's amiss
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? With a pumpkin on your head
We'll scare the little children, be careful where you tread
Let's forget all the lyrics, just make up some silly rhymes
Do you wanna be a snowman? We'll create the weirdest times!
(Bridge)
We'll trip on our costumes, and make everything absurd
Our dance moves will be clumsy, it's guaranteed, no word
People might cringe, but that won't stop our Halloween cheer
We're aiming for awkwardness, the pinnacle of fear!
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? In the creepiest parade
While everyone's dressed up as zombies, we'll rock the charade
Let's sing off-key and off-beat, with voices out of tune
Do you wanna be a snowman? Let's make Halloween buffoon!
(Instrumental Break)
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? With candy corn as our treat
We'll make up ridiculous dance moves, right there on the street
Our grammar may be atrocious, but that's part of the fun
Do you wanna be a snowman? Our Halloween song is done!
(Outro)
So let's embrace the awkwardness, and Halloween delight
Being embarrassing is the goal, embracing the cringe, that's right
We'll laugh at our own idiocy, no matter what they say
Do you wanna be a snowman? Happy Halloween, hooray!
Do you wanna be a snowman? But it's Halloween tonight
Come on, let's go and scare some people just for fun, all right?
We can dress up in costumes, not matching at all
We'll confuse everybody, stumbling as we crawl
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? In the spooky Halloween town
It might be weird and embarrassing, but we will never frown
We'll dance with skeletons and sing songs oh so wrong
Do you wanna be a snowman? Let's make them scream along!
(Verse 2)
Let's go trick-or-treating, but with onions instead of candy
Watch their faces turn to horror, it will be oh-so-dandy
We'll jumble up our grammar, like we're in kindergarten class
Confusing all the neighbors, they'll wonder what's amiss
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? With a pumpkin on your head
We'll scare the little children, be careful where you tread
Let's forget all the lyrics, just make up some silly rhymes
Do you wanna be a snowman? We'll create the weirdest times!
(Bridge)
We'll trip on our costumes, and make everything absurd
Our dance moves will be clumsy, it's guaranteed, no word
People might cringe, but that won't stop our Halloween cheer
We're aiming for awkwardness, the pinnacle of fear!
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? In the creepiest parade
While everyone's dressed up as zombies, we'll rock the charade
Let's sing off-key and off-beat, with voices out of tune
Do you wanna be a snowman? Let's make Halloween buffoon!
(Instrumental Break)
(Chorus)
Do you wanna be a snowman? With candy corn as our treat
We'll make up ridiculous dance moves, right there on the street
Our grammar may be atrocious, but that's part of the fun
Do you wanna be a snowman? Our Halloween song is done!
(Outro)
So let's embrace the awkwardness, and Halloween delight
Being embarrassing is the goal, embracing the cringe, that's right
We'll laugh at our own idiocy, no matter what they say
Do you wanna be a snowman? Happy Halloween, hooray!