January - Please be good to me.
February - Please be good to me.
March - Seriously, give me a break.
April - Oh, you thought I was joking, didn't you?
May - Sigh Is it too late to cancel my subscription to this year?
June - At this point, I'd settle for a mediocre month.
July - Dear month, I promise I won't ask for anything extravagant. Just a hint of goodness, perhaps?
August - Alright, I give up. Can we all collectively agree to skip the rest of this year?
September - Hopes and dreams, meet reality. Reality, please don't hurt me.
October - Can we all agree to press the reset button and start over?
November - Thankful for what, you ask? Surviving this never-ending cycle of disappointment.
December - Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a decent year. Please?