Closed Tawa muna 4

[Blake Arya Ysabelle]

PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?
JUAN: Pata!
PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
JUAN: PATA galan ng kwento!

JINGGOY: Bakit ba maalat at may asin sa dagat?
PACQUIAO: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun hindi mapanis ang mga isda..

AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES :
1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
2. Rats are normal house pets.
3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.
4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!

ENRIQUE ZOBEL: Half Filipino Half Spanish.
HENRY SY: Half Filipino Half Chinese.
JUAN FLAVIER: Half Filipino Half Igorot.
RAUL ROCO: Half Hawaiian Half Polo.
JOHN OSMENA: Half Filipino Half Filipina.
MIKE ARROYO: Half Filipino Half Pork.
AI AI DELAS ALAS: Half Filipino Half Moon.
GMA: Half...only????

 

[globetrotters]

marami ka atang naka ambag na jokes ts.?
more pa repa!

 

[PHC - ChocoMilky]

Salamat sa pgshare

 

[Lightrash]

Ayus yun American English repa

 

[norepinephrine]

Juan&Pedro & American English xD panalo hahaha

 

[x_SNUFF_x]

konpirm na ba si osmeña hehe

 

[zaitsev]

old but gold . . . . . . . . .

 

[AngerAlmighty]

gusto ko yung una hehehe